1 Copyright (c) 2013 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved. 2 Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be 3 found in the LICENSE file. 4 5 6 This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make 7 any modification below this line. 8 9 ====================================================================== 10 11 Let's make a story. Add one sentence for every commit: 12 13 CHAPTER 1: 14 It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at 15 occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which 16 swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along 17 the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that 18 struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged. 19 20 It was a Domo-Kun. 21 22 "What took you so long?", inquired his wife. 23 24 Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the 25 waffles you brought him?""You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, 26 no matter how burnt," he snickered. 27 28 The pause was filled with the sound of thunder. 29 30 CHAPTER 2: 31 The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. 32 The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles 33 with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, 34 like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as 35 his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of 36 images coming from the past flowed through his mind. 37 38 "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly 39 overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about 40 when the fan was last cleaned. 41 42 There was a poignant pause. 43 44 CHAPTER 3: 45 Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he 46 began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done 47 that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard. 48 Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable 49 horror that had occurred just the week before. 50 51 Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like 52 adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful. 53 54 CHAPTER 4: 55 The taste of stable sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He 56 wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with 57 a bottle of 3000 sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple? 58 59 CHAPTER 5: 60 Many years later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, 61 well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. 62 63 TRUISMS (1978-1983) 64 JENNY HOLZER 65 A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY 66 A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS 67 A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER 68 A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF 69 A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD 70 A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN 71 NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN 72 AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS 73 IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF 74
