1 Copyright 2014 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved. 2 Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be 3 found in the LICENSE file. 4 5 6 This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make 7 any modification below this line. 8 9 ===================================================================== 10 11 Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit: 12 13 CHPTER 1: 14 It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at 15 occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which 16 swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along 17 the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that 18 struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged. 19 20 It was a Domo-Kun. 21 22 "What took you so long?", inquired his wife. 23 24 Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the 25 waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, 26 no matter how burnt," he snickered. 27 28 The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors. 29 30 CHAPTER 2: 31 The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. 32 The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles 33 with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, 34 like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as 35 his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of 36 images coming from the past flowed through his mind. 37 38 "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly 39 overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about 40 when the fan was last cleaned. 41 42 There was a poignant pause. 43 44 CHAPTER 3: 45 Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he 46 began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done 47 that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard. 48 Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable 49 horror that had occurred just the week before. 50 51 Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like 52 adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful. 53 54 CHAPTER 4: 55 The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He 56 wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with 57 a bottle of 3000 sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple? Probably. 58 59 CHAPTER 5: 60 Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, 61 well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized that 62 life goes on. 63 64 TRUISMS (1978-1983) 65 JENNY HOLZER 66 A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY 67 A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS 68 A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER 69 A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF 70 A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD 71 A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN 72 NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN 73 AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS 74 IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF 75 BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL 76 AM NOT 77 ARE TOO 78 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY 79 AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS 80 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT 81 I'm really tempted to change something above the line. 82 Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!! 83 PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION. 84 WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY 85 86 I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves... 87 What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake. 88 89 Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop. 90 WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB 91 92 I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want. 93 94 This sentence is false. 95 96 Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder. 97 98 I'm the best at space. 99 100 The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. 101 * 102 * 103 * 104 Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for 105 the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is 106 madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down 107 into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in 108 the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge 109 is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is 110 still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar. 111 * 112 * 113 * 114 115 I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes 116 * 117 This is a line to test and try uploading a cl. 118 119 And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on 120 the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And 121 lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower 122 and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had 123 been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great 124 sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build 125 any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the 126 bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many 127 seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines, 128 and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon 129 their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas. 130 131 As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again... 132 However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid. 133 134 Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. 135 136 A herd of wild gits appears! Time for CQ :D 137 And one more for sizes.py... 138 139 Sigh. 140 141 It was love at first sight. The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. 142 143 Cool whitespace change for git-cl land 144
