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      3 
      4 <!-- Wanda Dialog Entries -->
      5 
      6 <string name="Wanda_0_1_1_1">
      7 Oh no!
      8 </string>
      9 
     10 <string name="Wanda_0_1_1_2">
     11 Looks like he landed OK but his memory array is all smashed.  Kyle has really crossed the line this time!
     12 </string>
     13 
     14 <string name="Wanda_0_1_1_3">
     15 Hmm, his self-repair mechanism is still intact.  If I can just reconnect the power...
     16 </string>
     17 
     18 <string name="Wanda_3_5_1_1">
     19 Are you feeling better Mr. Android?  Your memory is probably still scrambled, but dont worry--it will return with time as your repair system brings the backup content out of storage.  Frankly, I think its amazing that youre still moving around after taking such a powerful hit.
     20 </string>
     21 
     22 <string name="Wanda_3_5_1_2">
     23 When your memories come back online you should access them to remind yourself what youve been up to until now.  The repair system is going to take a while to decompress all your previous memories, so they might not come on line in chronological order.  Theyll all return eventually though.
     24 </string>
     25 
     26 <string name="Wanda_3_5_1_3">
     27 Stay away from Kyle if you see him.  He messed you up pretty bad before and I think hes likely to do it again.  Hes such an idiot sometimes.
     28 </string>
     29 
     30 <string name="Wanda_1_1_1_1">
     31 Why hello there!  Youre not another one of this islands crazy creations, are you?  Let me guess: you must be the handiwork of Dr. Kabochanomizu.  Were supposed to be on opposing teams but I personally dont see what all the fuss is about.  If we find it first then its ours, if you find it first then its yours.
     32 </string>
     33 
     34 <string name="Wanda_1_1_1_2">
     35 Oh, Im Wanda, by the way.  Nice to meet you.  Can I call you Mr. Robot?  <small>Nah, that sounds like a line from an 80s song.</small>  How about Mr. Android?  Thats better.  Its so nice to make your acquaintance, Mr. Android.
     36 </string>
     37 
     38 <string name="Wanda_1_1_1_3">
     39 Good luck finding The Source.  My team is looking for it too, but so far no luck.  Enjoy the island, but watch out: its pretty weird in some parts.
     40 </string>
     41 
     42 
     43 <string name="Wanda_3_7_1_1">
     44 Hey there, Mr. Android, looks like youre recovering pretty quickly!  Have you remembered my name yet?
     45 </string>
     46 
     47 <string name="Wanda_3_7_1_2">
     48 This sewer is the pits, huh?  I mean, how can there even be a sewer here?  Its not like there are any buildings to connect it to.  The things that are here, they all grew here, I guess.  Mr. Rokudou says its just The Source doing what it does, but it gives me the creeps.  I think theres another, older structure even deeper underground, but we havent found an entrance yet.  I almost hope we dont.
     49 </string>
     50 
     51 <string name="Wanda_3_7_1_3">
     52 Oh, by the way, Kyles still on the warpath and he found out youre still operative.  You might want to watch your back.
     53 </string>
     54 
     55 
     56 <string name="Wanda_1_5_1_1">
     57 We meet again, Mr. Android!  Hows your search going?  Weve almost finished our scan of the beach, but Im not supposed to tell you about it.  Mr. Rokudou and Dr. Kabochanomizu dont think too highly of each other, I gather, so technically youre a business rival.  Dont worry though, I like you.
     58 </string>
     59 
     60 <string name="Wanda_1_5_1_2">
     61 Mr. Rokudou is a pretty amazing guy.  I mean, hes like the head of this giant corporation and he sort of sounds like a robot when he talks <small>(no offense!)</small>, but hes put all this energy into finding The Source so he can rid the world of disease, hunger, and war.  Thats such a noble aspiration, particularly for a businessman, dont you think?
     62 </string>
     63 
     64 <string name="Wanda_1_5_1_3">
     65 Kyle and I are the most recent search team, but Mr. Rokudou has been sending people here for years.  Im sure well be the ones who finally find The Source.
     66 </string>
     67 
     68 <string name="Wanda_1_5_1_4">
     69 Unless, of course, you find it first!
     70 </string>
     71 
     72 
     73 <string name="Wanda_3_11_1_1">
     74 No, you two, stop!  Theres no need to fight about this!
     75 </string>
     76 
     77 <string name="Wanda_3_11_2_1">
     78 No!
     79 </string>
     80 
     81 <string name="Wanda_4_1_1_1">
     82 Get out of my sight.  You rotten, murdering, good for nothing bucket of bolts.  I never want to see you again.  I will never forgive you for what you did to Kyle.
     83 </string>
     84 
     85 
     86 <string name="Wanda_1_6_1_1">
     87 My partner, Kyle, is around here somewhere.  Youll probably run into him.  I should warn you though, hes kind of full of himself.  And hes really competitive--this isnt just a job to him, its like a test of his manhood or something.
     88 </string>
     89 
     90 <string name="Wanda_1_6_1_2">
     91 But once you get to know him, hes a pretty nice guy.  Just dont get on his bad side.
     92 </string>
     93 
     94 
     95 <string name="Wanda_4_2_1_1">
     96 Did you even think about what you were doing?  Did you even consider that maybe, just maybe, there was some other way to resolve the situation?  Or do you just calculate the shortest possible path to your objective and then iterate until its complete?  Just follow the rules by rote, never considering whether or not your way is the best way?
     97 </string>
     98 
     99 <string name="Wanda_4_2_1_2">
    100 Kyle was my friend, but to you he was just an obstacle to overcome.  You probably didnt even think of him as a person, just another in a long line of hurdles on the way to the finish line. I cant believe I trusted a machine.
    101 </string>
    102 
    103 <string name="Wanda_2_6_1_1">
    104 Hey Mr. Android, are you stuck?  Here, Ill clear a path for you.  
    105 </string>
    106 
    107 <string name="Wanda_2_6_2_1">
    108 Mr. Rokudou told us that this whole island, every little bit of it, is something that The Source manufactured.  The eggheads dont know why it makes stuff, or how it chooses to grow the things it does, but they think it has something to do with influences from outside sources.  <small>Mr. Rokudou calls it proximity influence remanifestation, whatever that means</small>.
    109 </string>
    110 
    111 <string name="Wanda_2_6_2_2">
    112 Anyway, nobody knows exactly where The Source comes from, but it hasnt been here for very long.  This island is less than two hundred years old, and people have been visiting it for at least the last fifty.  Ive seen evidence of early explorers--old diaries and stuff.  But nobody knows what The Source is doing, or who made it, or why its sitting out here in the middle of the ocean, growing this weirdo island.
    113 </string>
    114 
    115 <string name="Wanda_2_6_2_3">
    116 Personally, my money is on the space theory.  I bet its some sort of alien artifact that crash-landed here a long time ago.
    117 </string>
    118 
    119 <string name="Wanda_4_5_1_1">
    120 Look, Android, I know youre in a rough spot.  Kabocha has lost it, and now he has The Source, so somebody has to stop him.  I can see youre are trying to do that.
    121 </string>
    122 
    123 <string name="Wanda_4_5_1_2">
    124 But that doesnt make up for what you did to Kyle.  Maybe you didnt know what you were doing.  Or maybe Kabocha manipulated you into thinking it was the right thing to do.  I dont know.  But I will never trust you again.
    125 </string>
    126 
    127 <string name="Wanda_4_5_1_3">
    128 Let me just say this.  I dont trust Rokudou either.  He could have saved Kyle but for some reason he didnt.  Im starting to think hes not the man I thought he was.  I know hes helping you out now but Id watch my back if I were in your shoes.
    129 </string>
    130 
    131 <string name="Wanda_3_3_1_1">
    132 So you met Kyle, huh?  I told you he can be a bit of a jerk, right?  He and I grew up together, and hes always been kind of arrogant, but getting this assignment from Mr. Rokudou really pumped up his ego.  Hes actually a really nice guy under those dark glasses.  Last year he wrote me a song for my birthday, if you can believe that.
    133 </string>
    134 
    135 <string name="Wanda_3_3_1_2">
    136 Kyle also got me this job.  I have to admit, I was pretty hesitant to go to work for a giant company like Rokudou Corp. at first.
    137 </string>
    138 
    139 <string name="Wanda_3_3_1_3">
    140 But Mr. Rokudous different.  I met him and even though he refuses to take off that weird mask <small>(is it zits? uncontrollable facial hair?  maybe a scar?)</small> I am convinced that hes really trying to make the world a better place.  
    141 </string>
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    145 <string name="Wanda_4_7_1_1">
    146 Android.  I wanted to tell you about the latest information I have on Rokudou.  I hacked the corporate network and had a look at Rokudous sensitive files.  Theres still a lot I dont have access to, but what Ive seen is enough.
    147 </string>
    148 
    149 <string name="Wanda_4_7_1_2">
    150 Hes a criminal mastermind.  The whole businessman-with-a-heart-of-gold shtick is just for show.  Secretly hes built Rokudou Corp. by investing in all sorts of illegal black markets.  His main source of income seems to come from stripping natural resources from impoverished and war-torn nations.
    151 </string>
    152 
    153 <string name="Wanda_4_7_1_3">
    154 I cant imagine what hell do if he gets his hands on The Source.  He may actually believe he can use it to make the world a better place, but surely it will only be a better place for him--the rest of us will suffer.  
    155 </string>
    156 
    157 <string name="Wanda_4_7_1_4">
    158 I know Kabocha is completely unstable and youre trying to stop him by helping Rokudou, but either way I think the world as we know it is going to end.  What should we do?
    159 </string>
    160 
    161 
    162 <string name="Wanda_1_9_1_1">
    163 I guess were actually pretty lucky nobody has found The Source so far.  I mean, in the wrong hands it could probably be used as a powerful weapon.  Mr. Rokudou once said that with The Source you could grow an army that would cover the earth.  Its a good thing hes planning on using it to reduce green house gases and repopulate endangered species instead!  Im sure Dr. Kabochanomizu has a similar goal, right?
    164 </string>
    165 
    166 <string name="Wanda_2_9_1_1">
    167 Despite all of the weird bugs and stuff here, I actually kind of like this island.  Its like a theme park: just weird enough to be fun but just normal enough to pass as natural.  Kyle was telling me if we find The Source, well be able to control it and make it grow whatever we want.  
    168 </string>
    169 
    170 <string name="Wanda_2_9_1_2">
    171 But a part of me doesnt want to find it; I kind of like how this island has grown this way on its own, without some person directing its focus.  Like, it doesnt need to be manipulated to create something beautiful.
    172 </string>
    173 
    174 
    175 <string name="Wanda_4_9_1_1">
    176 Android.  You have to make a choice.  If you dont stop Kabocha, hes going to transform life on this planet in ways that cant possibly be good.  But if you help Rokudou, the world will be forced to succumb to his will.  This is a lose-lose situation.  
    177 </string>
    178 
    179 <string name="Wanda_4_9_1_2">
    180 Youre just a tool to these guys--they have their own personal vendettas and they are just using you as a means to an end.   There must be something else you can do to prevent either of them from getting their hands on The Source.
    181 </string>
    182 
    183 <string name="Wanda_4_9_1_3">
    184 Look, I was wrong about you before.  I know what happened to Kyle wasnt your fault alone.  I know youre trying to do the right thing.  But neither Rokudou nor Kabocha is fit to wield the power of The Source.  You need to make a choice, Android, and you need to make it very carefully.
    185 </string>
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