1 2 a 3 ab 4 abc 5 abcd 6 abcde 7 abcdef 8 abcdefg 9 abcdefgh 10 abcdefghi 11 abcdefghij 12 Discard medicine more than two years old. 13 He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last. 14 I wouldn't marry him with a ten foot pole. 15 Free! Free!/A trip/to Mars/for 900/empty jars/Burma Shave 16 The days of the digital watch are numbered. -Tom Stoppard 17 Nepal premier won't resign. 18 For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. 19 His money is twice tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine. 20 There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. -Ken Olsen, 1977 21 It's a tiny change to the code and not completely disgusting. - Bob Manchek 22 size: a.out: bad magic 23 The major problem is with sendmail. -Mark Horton 24 Give me a rock, paper and scissors and I will move the world. CCFestoon 25 If the enemy is within range, then so are you. 26 It's well we cannot hear the screams/That we create in others' dreams. 27 You remind me of a TV show, but that's all right: I watch it anyway. 28 C is as portable as Stonehedge!! 29 Even if I could be Shakespeare, I think I should still choose to be Faraday. - A. Huxley 30 The fugacity of a constituent in a mixture of gases at a given temperature is proportional to its mole fraction. Lewis-Randall Rule 31 How can you write a big system without C++? -Paul Glick 32
